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Serial Killer Whale

As everyone knows, a killer whale named Tillikum killed a trainer at Sea World Orlando.  It is presumed to have been an accident.

What everyone may not know, however, is that this is the third death that Tillikum has been involved with . . .

Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.

I for one welcome our new dolphin overlords.

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marcochacon
Mar. 7th, 2010 01:11 pm (UTC)
I understand Tilikum is saving up her trainers to make a Megladon suit out of human skin. If this can be proved to be the case, I'll vote for giving her additional trainers for science.

-Marco
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